I can whistle
I can say my ABC's
I can paint my nails in a menagerie of colors, patterns, and designs
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot inside my mouth
I can integrate 2x
I can laugh at awkward situations
I can wear a dress
I can read music
I can hula hoop
I can forgive others quickly
I can have naturally blonde, brunette, and red head all at the same time
I can play chess
I can turn off the light, close the window, and touch the floor all without leaving the top bunk in my room
I can resist the urge to throw a hymn book at somebody's head
I can post witty Facebook statuses
I can listen to Call Me Maybe 20 times in a row and still not be sick of it
I can procrastinate like no other
I can recite a host of cheesy pick up lines
I can still sing every word of the My Life As A Teenage Robot theme song
I can play rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock
let me know in the comments? maybe? :)
How good does she bald knob guys?
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