Monday, July 9, 2012

Things I Can Do

I can whistle

I can say my ABC's

I can paint my nails in a menagerie of colors, patterns, and designs



I can tie a cherry stem in a knot inside my mouth

I can integrate 2x

I can laugh at awkward situations

I can wear a dress



I can read music

I can hula hoop

I can forgive others quickly

I can have naturally blonde, brunette, and red head all at the same time

I can play chess


I can turn off the light, close the window, and touch the floor all without leaving the top bunk in my room

I can resist the urge to throw a hymn book at somebody's head

I can post witty Facebook statuses

I can listen to Call Me Maybe 20 times in a row and still not be sick of it

I can take pictures of feet


I can procrastinate like no other

I can recite a host of cheesy pick up lines

I can still sing every word of the My Life As A Teenage Robot theme song

I can play rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock


What can YOU do?
let me know in the comments? maybe? :)


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