Olive Olivia

Once Upon a Time..... I was a 6th grader and was forced to write a story in my English class.  I recently dug up this, um, "literary masterpiece" when cleaning out my closet.  As you will see, my vocabulary is bad, there is no plot line, and bunch of gaps in the story. I do have to give myself some credit though, the way I wrote the story is pretty ingenious: a teenage girl writing a journal means that I can blame all of the mistakes on my main character Olivia (thats right, its totally not my fault that the story is ridiculous).  Although I have to admit that if I needed to write a story now it would probably be of about the same quality....

But please, ENJOY the story and just laugh with me, not at me. I'm including a little commentary that I find absolutely necessary.

 ^pretty snazy copywright page, huh?

 I think I forgot to specify in the story, but she lives in the ocean, in a society of eels, that is why she wears "sleeves."

At least I got something right: the first day of school is ALWAYS boring.

Jacob Cook, a very authentic name for a Spanish exchange student, yes? haha

"Hate is a strong word, but I really really really don't like you"

see what I did there? I just skipped a long period of time because I had nothing to say about it, but I blamed it on Olivia. Olive Olivia the Scapegoat.

I guess I couldn't come up with a better illustration....

(sorry some of the words were cut off!)

Does my Olive Olivia picture remind anyone else of Voldemort?

seriously, I'm embarrassed by how terrible and cliche this is...

oh look, all of a sudden we are at the end of the school year! That darn Olivia, forgetting to write in her diary, tisk tisk!

again, total cop out on the ending.