Tuesday, May 22, 2012

You Might Be A SUPER GEEK If...

You've all heard of Jeff Foxworthy's famous "You Might Be a Redneck If..." jokes, right? Well here is a list for a new kind of person: a SUPER GEEK! A few disclaimers before we get started:
1.  If you don't understand everything, DON'T WORRY, its probably a good thing ;)
2.  I am not claiming to be a Super Geek, there are things here that I don't fully understand...
3.  I need to thank some family and friends for being the inspiration for this post.  I     my geeky/nerdy/awesome family and friends :)

you might be a SUPER GEEK if...


  • you have heated arguments over the characteristics, appearances, and temperaments of mythical creatures
  • you frequent renaissance fairs
  • you often use "game" as a verb and "gaming" as a noun
  • you've received a dragon soul
  • you know who Lemon Demon is
  • you can name all 151 of the original Pokemon, in alphabetical order
  • Twilly is your BFF
  • you've had to explain the difference between steam punk and cyber punk
  • you own too many forms of Munchkin games to count
  • you dream in anime
  • you've seen EVERY ScyFy Saturday made for TV movie (can you say "Sharktopus"?)
  • you have more swords on display in your living room than pictures


  • you can name each type of sword on display in your living room
  • you have named each sword on display in your living room
  • you know to NEVER harm a chicken (ever!)
  • you used to train in the cow fields
  • you know what Bad Wolf is
  • you only sing Hobbit drinking songs
  • you've seen the sun well and defeated Mal-Ganis
  • shelf upon shelf of Piers Anthony, Mercedes Lackey, and Anne McCaffery books are taking over you home


  • you know what "llama you in" means
  • every Halloween you dress in legitimate chainmail and make sure everyone knows you are a dragon slayer, NOT a knight (you don't go for that chivalry stuff)
  • water temples aren't even a problem
  • you worship Tiamat
  • your fine china cabinet displays an assortment of X-Men figurines
  • you've been through the cow portal and have killed the cow king

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