And Sometimes your best technological friend of the past three years, who has survived many dangerous hits and falls in the past, falls off a soft couch cushion and onto a carpeted floor. And sometimes the shock of that short fall leaves that friend in need of rest- a rest that it will never awaken from. And when that happens and you are left there, feeling lost and all alone in your apartment -when all of your friends and roommates have gone home for the holidays to see their families -when your own family is hundreds of miles away... remember, that bad things happen to good people because they are the ones strong enough to handle it.
Good bye Betty, thank you for being a friend.
Also, this post might be a little melodramatic.
Also also, remember that a broken cell phone isn't the end of the world
(even if you are a starving college student that can't afford a new one)!
I'm going to take this as the start of a new wireless-communication-free adventure....
...that will last for an indefinite amount of time...
...where I will face perils unheard of among the greater part of young adult society for many years...
...I may or may not survive...